MADISON E BANNISTER'S arrival at SMARSHALL UNIVERSITY has sparked curiosity and concern. Her reputation as a master of deception precedes her, especially in the marching band.

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SHE HAS NO DRIVERS LICENSE (ONLY A LEARNERS!) NO CAR EVER, RODE THE BUS ALL THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL. NEVER TOOK, ATTEMPTED TO TAKE, OR COULD PASS THE DRIVERS TEST AS IT STANDS. SHE ALREADY KNEW HOW TO DRIVE AND NEEDED NOBODY'S HELP AND NOBODY WANTS TO TRY TO TEACH HER EVEN THOUGH WE ALL HAVE TRIED TO DO SO.